I wish I only lived at night.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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