I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He felt like a one man threesome
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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