so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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