Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
