At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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