Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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