we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need to calm my uterus...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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