For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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