if i died would you start the facebook group?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
