K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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