Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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