ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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