my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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