he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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