It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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