hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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