That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well you can't waste a boner
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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