I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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