That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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