i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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