she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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