i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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