im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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