So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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