Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Randomize
