Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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