Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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