i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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