Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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