If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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