doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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