Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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