hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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