Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
