Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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