physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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