Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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