Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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