And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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