You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
BRING THE BAGELS
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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