you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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