Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I touched a dick in church today
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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