Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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