I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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