well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He kissed a someone with a penis
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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