i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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