from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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