ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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