You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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