I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
